I only reblogged this for the bing dress
it got better
oh my god
Via Go where you are celebrated – not tolerated.
I am fire *pant pant*
I am death.
you ruined my life
you mean improved your life
The turtle cavalry is serious shit
"Onward, alligator steed!"
"I’m a crocodile."
"Silence, water horse!"
The one in the back looks like it’s wearing a turtle for a hat
Another friend is pregnant
There is something in the water. I am only drinking tea for a while then
I have some alarming news for you in regard to one of the main ingredients in tea.